[Benny] Previously on Overcompensating…
-We should chill. -We should fucking chill.
[fraternity member] Benny Scanlon,
you have been tapped to join the Flesh & Gold society.
I'm the future Keeper. It's like president of Flesh & Gold.
How's it looking at Hawksworth Financial?
-It's not looking so good on your end. -But I'm still Keeper, right?
Keeper? [scoffs] For you?
-You're acting insane. -I got a letter,
and I want you to get one too so we can keep hanging out.
[crowd] Carmen! Carmen!
-[screams] -[cheers]
-Were you titty-fucking her again? -Again?
Benny told me that he titty-fucked you before Rockbar.
What the fuck, Benny?
[Benny mutters]
Carmen, you… you got a letter.
Get the fuck out and never touch her mail again.
I don't give a shit about a letter.
You said you titty-fucked me?
You're literally a psycho.
Hailee, can… can you give us a second?
Anything you can say to my roomie, you can say to my face.
Thanks, Hailee, um, but yeah, can you actually--
-I'll be right outside the door. -[Carmen] Yeah.
Right outside the door.
-[door closes] -What the fuck?
It was dumb, like… I forgot I even said it.
You forgot?
Okay. Well, can you remember why you said it?
Everyone was bragging about sex.
-Who's everyone? -Just some, like, guys that stopped by.
So you had to lie about me to some guys that stopped by?
I'm sorry.
Like you were sorry for lying about your pre-game?
Like that kind of sorry?
Like, what else are you lying about?
Um… [breathes shakily]
Cool. Cool.
Super confusing.
Um… Maybe you wanna leave?
Okay. [grunts]
[Benny sighs]
There he is.
He's a liar and probably a virgin.
♪ Boom, boom, boom, clap ♪
-I was thinking… -[sighs]
Maybe…
Maybe we could go outside today?
For what?
I have no fucking future.
That's not true.
The no job thing sucks, and I know I'm just a woman,
but I'm pretty sure there's more banks than just Hawksworth.
But it's the bank.
Where else am I supposed to work?
Chase?
Some bank that has to run commercials?
Fucking embarrassing.
[banging on door]
What? [sighs]
-[banging continues] -The fuck?
[Grace] Who is it?
-Oh, my God. -What?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[pants, gasps]
Baby. Baby, baby, baby.
-What is it? -I'm gonna be in charge of Flesh & Gold.
I'm the fucking Keeper!
How? I thought you said you weren't getting it.
That's what I thought, but my brothers came through for me!
Fucking brothers!
I accept! [exclaims]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Fuck, it's yellow! Yes. Oh, my God.
I'm so excited.
Look at this shit. Look how good this looks.
-Yeah. [chuckles] You look really good. -Come here. Come here.
Look at us. Look at us, huh?
-We run this shit. [moans] -[moans] Do we?
No one's gonna stop me with you by my side.
Fucking power couple, baby.
Yeah, I'm working the Charli concert this week.
-Puth? -XCX.
Oh. All right, well, there you go.
Bonnie and Clyde. [imitates gunfire]
-[chuckles] Yeah. [moans] -[moans]
Wait, wait, wait. Wait, hold on, hold on.
-What do you gotta do for that? -Oh, it's so cool.
So I'm her talent liaison when she gets to campus.
I had to fight the student activities board
to get it 'cause it's really coveted.
-I wanna work the concert. -No.
Does anyone else want the job more than I do?
[board member] A natural choice. Veronica.
Great. So it's settled.
So once she's here, I'm her point person.
And I'll hang out with her before the show and after the show,
and just get her, like, anything she needs.
So you're the Keeper and I have my shit too.
Look at us. [imitates gunfire]
It's just gonna be, like, a really big week for me,
-'cause I'm like… I'm Keeper now. -Yeah.
So maybe just let someone else do that shit?
Power couple.
Couple.
Yeah, so we don't work the shows, we watch them.
You feel me? We're in the VIP, baby.
Got a bottle of Grey Goose and a sparkler coming out the top.
[imitates sparkler]
[chuckles] Get used to people taking care of you, Grace.
You're popular now.
Wait, um, put the mask on.
[chuckles]
[muffled] It's about to get a whole lot better.
What?
It's about to get a whole lot better.
Oh, yeah.
[breathes heavily, moans]
[speaks indistinctly, muffled]
Yeah, Bonnie and Clyde.
-I'm fucking horny. Holy fuck, I'm horny. -[Grace moans]
Oh, fuck me, Keeper, go. [moans]
Careful with the beak.
Hey.
Hi.
Okay, um…
You haven't responded to any of my texts, so…
Is there something I can do?
-Like, I just feel like-- -I just need some time.
Totally.
I just don't want, you know, our stuff to get in the way of you getting in here.
Can you stop talking to me?
What?
I'm on your side, and I'm trying to help.
Peter thinks we're a thing, so, like, that could help you get in.
Because you titty-fucked me?
I didn't tell him I titty-fucked you.
Also, wait, you never correct people when they assume we're a thing, so…
Trust me, that's gonna change.
You know what? Fine.
Just don't advertise we're not talking if you wanna get in.
I'm so fucking sick of boys.
[stammers] Okay.
Okay, you had nothing to do with me getting this.
I got this, because according to the Yates subreddit,
I'm the people's princess after the tailgate, okay?
Meanwhile, you can't even gag down half a sip of Natty Light.
[chuckles]
What the fuck, Carmen?
Yeah, I'll get in just fine.
But without me, you don't stand a chance.
Remember to open your throat when you shotgun, golden boy.
-Nice blazer. -[chuckles]
Hey.
Man, I am so glad you're here. I literally don't think I know anyone, so…
Yeah, me-me neither.
You!
-[chuckling] Me. -[chuckles]
[drumming]
[drumming stops]
[muffled] Welcome to this year's Flesh & Gold rush ritual.
[muffled] I am your Keeper.
-What? -Sorry, uh, what did you say? I--
-[muffled] Can you not understand me? -[recruit] Not really.
[Peter] Fuck.
I'm your Keeper, Peter. Fuck.
You all got a letter,
but now you must compete to prove you're worthy to join Flesh & Gold.
Before we get into rush,
you all legally have to watch a short presentation
put together by Gabe's dad's lawyer, Harvey.
-Harvey! -Harvey!
[easy listening playing on speakers]
Okay.
Yeah. You got it, right?
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Yeah, great, okay.
Whatever. Let's fucking… Is it done… Yeah, great.
-[music stops] -Okay. [clears throat]
We are technically a "service organization,"
and will therefore go to a soup kitchen every other year.
Last but not least, due to last year's unfortunate situación,
men and women will be split up by gender for all rush activities.
-Veronica was a bitch, so… -You barely spanked her.
This week has the potential to change your lives forever.
Flesh & Gold are some of the most connected people on this planet Earth.
We have the best parties, the hottest people,
and by far the best housing opportunities.
This is family.
This is tradition.
This is Flesh & Gold!
And we'll see you very soon.
Go!
[muffled] Now, freshmen, disperse!
-[freshman 1] What'd he say? -[freshman 2] What?
Fucking… Freshmen, disperse!
Fucking mask.
Ladies, come with me please. [chuckles]
Right this way to the cigar room.
[member] Men, this way.
-[mutters] Oh, shit, sorry. -Oh, sorry.
Oh, oh. Hey. [chuckles]
How are… How are the hands?
Good. No stitches.
Yeah, nice.
That was, uh, some legendary behavior.
Thanks.
This is yours to lose.
[electronic instrumental music playing]
["Girls Night Out" playing on laptop]
Fuck yes!
Mischa Barton is back.
No. [stammers] No.
Um, I got us tickets to the Charli XCX concert on Friday.
-No, you didn't. -Mm-hmm.
Oh, my fucking God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
No, no, no, no, no! Charli's… Charli's literally my spirit animal.
-I'm so excited. -Oh, wow. [chuckles] Yay!
You can't say spirit animal, but, um, whoo!
I'm surprised you're not taking Benny,
but, like, I'm so grateful, I'm so grateful.
Honestly, like, fuck him.
I'm so done with boys.
-I'm a girl's girl now. Mm-hmm. -Yeah, girl's girl.
-You, me, Charli, the girls. -Amigas.
[laughs] Amigas.
Surprise, bitches.
Can I see you for a second? Flesh & Gold.
I'll tell this flight attendant to leave.
We don't want what you're selling, but thank you.
[muttering] Fuck.
I'm a human, yes.
Okay.
Wait, no. Fuck.
-[member 2] Don't move! -[Gabe] Lie on your fucking stomach.
[members shouting indistinctly]
[Benny] What the fuck? Wait, let me get my Charli tickets!
-What the fuck? -He's gonna fuck you.
-I got him. You're coming with us. -[Benny] No! No!
-Flip him! -[Benny] What the fuck? Oh, my God!
-Welcome to your nightmare, bitch! -[clamoring]
-[Benny] What the fuck? Trey! -Which way are we going?
-Other way! Other way! -Trey! Trey!
-[member 2] Fuck you. -[Benny] What the fuck?
Bye, Benny.
-[Benny] No! What the fuck! -[Gabe] Come on.
This week is going to be the worst fucking week of your life!
Never forget that we…
We are sadly no longer able to physically haze you girls
because of Veronica, so instead…
Suck it up!
If you get chosen, you are special!
You matter! So…
…we're gonna be focusing on the mental stuff,
which we're hoping will be equally as traumatizing.
Because on the other side of that trauma is a bond that will last a lifetime.
And that bond is sisterhood.
-Sisterhood. -Sisterhood.
-Round one. -Round one!
[mid-tempo electronic music playing]
-Fuck. -[group] No homo!
Thank you, sir! You have my consent for another.
-[group] No homo! -I gotta piss on him.
We want to empower our sisters to embrace each other's bodies.
These machines will provide the jiggle
so we have a crystal clear picture of what needs work.
Let me help you, girl.
You're, like, really fucking random.
-I feel like a feminist. -[song ends]
-Playtime is over! -[chuckles]
Be the first one to make your way back to campus.
Scatter.
[recruits gasp] Jesus.
Where the fuck did you get a gun?
[Trent] That's a real fucking gun?
Hey, do you wanna figure this out together?
[ethereal music playing]
-[music stops] -Yeah.
Yeah. Um…
Okay. It's that way.
[Miles] Okay.
Those guys are never gonna survive out here.
-They're gonna fucking starve. -Dude, we're like a mile off campus, okay?
Shut up.
[Gabe] Shut the fuck up.
I got a plan for tonight.
-Oh, shit, he's got a plan. -Fuck yeah.
He's always got a plan.
[line ringing]
-Bro, drive. -I don't talk and drive, bitch.
-I signed a pledge online. -What the fuck?
Sorry, Pete. That's tight.
-[Grace] Hi. -Yo, babe, uh,
I need you to run me a quick errand.
I can't, babe, I'm deep in prep.
For what?
-The Charli concert. -Puth?
XCX. [chuckles] I decided to do it.
Grace, we agreed, okay?
I need you. This is actually serious.
-I'm Keeper. -And I'm busy.
Okay, yeah, that's better.
[chuckles]
I know you love me. [chuckles] All right.
-We need to hit a pet store. Seat belts! -[exclaims]
-Seat belts! -Seat belts, everyone.
♪ Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? ♪
♪ Are you ready for this? ♪
[mid-tempo dance music playing]
[yelps]
♪ Let's go ♪
[songs stops]
We're gonna review that footage and make some final decisions.
If you couldn't keep up or acted "word we can't say according to Gabe's dad."
Retarded.
Esther.
But, yeah, if you looked R, you lose some points obviously.
Bummer about your leg, Taylor G.
[whimpers] Can I try one more time?
No, thanks.
My horse broke my back a few years ago and that just reminded me of it.
-Okay, well, on that note, bye. -[whimpers]
Oh, Carmen, Emily.
Hang back for a sec.
[cries]
You two have really caught our eye this week.
The other hogs should honestly slit their wrists.
-Totally. [chuckles] -We're going to dinner tomorrow night
pre-Charli at La Ferretti Famigliata.
Why don't you two, like, join us?
-Definitely. [chuckles] -Yeah. [chuckles]
Think we're almost through this clearing.
Um, if we keep heading northwest we'll make it back to campus.
Also, watch out for that path there, that's poison oak.
Wait, how do you know this shit?
[clicks tongue, chuckles] Oh, I'm from Idaho,
and I was in this Lewis and Clark program.
[Miles] Mm-hmm.
It's kind of like Boy Scouts on steroids.
Well, I'm glad you did it,
because I don't think I've ever been in any woods before.
Oh. Where are you from?
London. Until my mum remarried.
How's the stepdad?
Oh, Big Rick?
-[chuckles] -[inhales sharply]
-Big Rick is a property developer… -[groans]
…with fake teeth, and his son is called Hunter.
-Okay, well, I love them. [laughs] -[scoffs]
-I'm rooting for them. -That makes one of us.
[laughs]
Assuming we make it out of the woods,
I happen to have a spare ticket to Charli tonight.
-You like Charli? -[scoffs] Yeah.
-Oh. -I just, I…
I thought her early mixtape stuff was really cool, and she's from Essex.
So…
[imitates British accent] She's a real Essex girl.
Stop. Was that meant to be a London accent?
-That was a London accent. [laughs] -No… Oh. Sure, yes.
-You good? -Yeah, man, I'm okay. I'm just…
I'm just nervous. [chuckles]
-[Gabe] Yo! Yo. Here. -Yo! Oh, shit! The first ones here.
-Fuck yeah! -[cheers]
[indistinct chattering]
Oh, we got another one!
Oh, yes!
You're alive, dawg. Get in here! [laughs]
-[chuckles] -We're the first. [chuckles]
First ones back.
-[Benny] Yeah. -Well done, Bento.
-Thanks, Pete. -[door opens]
-Oh, baby. -[chuckles] Okay.
-[Gabe] Yo, you got fucked up. -Poison oak.
-Yo, put it on, man. -Ah, come on, man. Cover yourself up.
[friend chuckles] That was actually really funny.
[Emily] My dream.
Oh, hey, chica. Thanks for finally joining us.
Hi. Sorry, I thought you said 5:30?
We did. Emily was just a few minutes early.
It only took me, like, five minutes to get ready.
It took me four.
Have some wine, Carmen.
They don't card here 'cause the owner wants to have sex with me.
-I love sex. -I hate it.
We already ordered the caprese and fettuccine Alfredo bucket
for the table, by the way.
Oh, um, actually I'm lactose intolerant. [chuckles]
Bitch, no one's actually lactose intolerant.
Yeah, that's just something you say when you don't wanna eat your dinner,
but don't want everyone to know you had an eating disorder in high school.
Totally.
[phone vibrates]
Are we keeping you from something?
No, sorry, my roommate's just calling me.
She's such a… a cunt. [chuckles]
We don't talk like that.
But she just called me a bitch.
Bitch is funny.
Cunt is crass.
I'm such a stupid bitch. [laughs]
Well, I feel like this is the perfect time.
Um, I made everyone bracelets for the concert.
Just to, you know, thank you guys for such an amazing week.
Oh, my God. That is really thoughtful.
Just Esther didn't get a ticket.
Fuck my fucking pussy life with a huge horse cock.
I miss my horse.
I have a ticket.
-Really? -Yeah. Yeah, I got you, chica.
Oh, my God. That's iconic. Yay.
You're such a legendista.
Mmm.
Eat up, Carmelita.
Mmm, cheese.
Bitch, where have you been? We have to go in like a second.
Oh, um, I was actually at La Ferretti Famigliata's with some girls.
La Ferretti Famigliata's. I love that place.
Okay, well I think we have to get there early so we can get a really good spot
so we have a good chance of making heavy eye contact with Charli.
-Oh, my God! -I can't give you the ticket.
-What? -I promised it to one of the girls.
I'm-I'm so sorry.
This is psychotic of you.
I know, I panicked at dinner and--
You don't even know these bitches
and you're gonna give them a ticket over your roomie?
-I'm like your one real friend. -I have other friends.
Um, who? Benny?
Who told everyone he titty-fucked you?
No. These girls…
-These girls are my future sisters. -They're your sisters?
Great, how about you buy a pair of pants and send it around? You're pissing me off!
I'm so sorry. [stammers] I…
Uh, I'm-I'm gonna go.
[door closes]
I'm going to that fucking concert.
Now that you're all finally fucking back,
you're probably thinking to yourself, "It's time to celebrate."
-Right? -[chuckles] Yeah.
[chuckles] Nah.
One final challenge awaits.
Tonight you will consume both flesh
and gold.
For the gold, beer.
Oh.
-A little bit of beer. [chuckles] -[mumbles]
[chuckles]
For the flesh…
goldfish!
[imitates explosion]
-Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. -[gulps]
But it's blue, that's a betta fish.
Yeah, 'cause they were sold out.
Another campus bought them all for their frat rush or whatever.
-You know what, get the fuck out of here. -[Gabe] Fuck you.
[recruit] Get away from me!
My dad's an entertainment lawyer!
Each of you will receive a six-pack of beer and ten goldfish.
First to finish,
I think it's safe to say we might be seeing you
in one of these custom jackets very soon. [chuckles]
Whoever finishes last, you didn't get into Flesh and Gold.
Load 'em up, boys.
[cheering] Let's go.
Fuck me.
What?
Benny, I just… I can't have the betta fish. I'm a vegetarian.
[Benny] Oh.
Thanks, Pete. [chuckles]
I think I have to quit. [sighs]
No, fuck that. Give me it.
Um, I got you.
-[breathes deeply, inhales sharply] -What? You sure?
Yeah, I got it.
[clicks tongue] I love sushi.
Ready.
Set.
["Big Fish" playing]
Swallow!
Open your throat, golden boy. Fucking shit.
[spitting, coughing]
♪ Countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪
[laughs] They're doing it. They're doing it.
♪ Countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪
What the fuck? Oh, my God.
Oh, shit. [exclaims, laughs]
♪ I was up late night ballin' ♪
♪ Countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪
[Trent, Peter, Gabe chanting] Chug, chug.
♪ Ramona, I was 'round that corner ♪
♪ Still down, I'm a Norf Norf soldier ♪
-Oh, shit! -Slide the little fish in your mouth.
[Peter] Oh, shit! Oh! [cheers]
♪ Another story of a young Black man ♪
♪ Tryna make it up out that jam, Goddamn ♪
♪ Bag back, let me make my bands, got plans ♪
♪ If you hatin', don't shake my hand ♪
Oh, my God, that was so sick.
[song ends]
-[muffled hip-hop playing] -Tequila, vodka, Red Bull,
Camel Crushes, one lighter, one ashtray,
poppers, hummus and pita chips.
Yep. And that's a table and a lamp.
[chuckles] Anything else in plain sight we can point out for you, Grace?
-I have plans with my girlfriend. -[radio beeps] Charli's on her way.
Oh, my God, uh, the British are coming.
Out. Get out right now.
-Okay. -Quickly, quickly.
Oh, my God, she doesn't wanna see you.
Jesus.
[door opens]
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Miss XCX.
[chuckles] You can call me Charli. Hi.
This is my manager, Bryan.
Uh… Brandon. Or Bryan.
I'm Grace.
And this is everything that you asked for.
If you need anything else, truly anything, just let me know.
No, this is great.
Um, no cocaine?
[Charli chuckles]
Oh.
-I'm just kidding. [chuckles] -[sighs]
This is really glam.
Yeah.
Oh.
[chuckles]
-Bryan. -[Brandon] Mm-hmm?
Can I ask you something?
[chuckles]
What the fuck am I fucking doing here?
You think I wanna play fucking "Boom Clap" in a fucking college?
Are you joking?
Did you bump your fucking head?
-Glam. -[Charli] Don't open your mouth.
-Move out the way. Good? -[radio beeps]
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Well, I'm super humble, so I don't like telling people I write music,
but yeah, I've, like, written two albums, but I just don't…
They're not like, out yet, or anything like that, though.
Okay, thank you so much for the ticket. I'm gonna head to the front.
-You rock. [chuckles] -But…
Blam.
-[vocalizes, scatting] -♪ Everybody hatin' ♪
♪ We just call them fans, though ♪
♪ In love with the money I ain't never lettin' go ♪
♪ And I get high with my baby ♪
♪ I be in the kitchen cookin' pies with my baby ♪
[vocalizes]
♪ And I can ride with my baby ♪
-♪Baby ♪ -♪Baby ♪
[student coughs]
[pants] Thank you.
Um, it has been a blessing to open up for queen mother boot,
Charlie XCX!
[cheering]
[electronic pop song playing]
How we doing tonight, babes?
Let me hear you fucking scream!
[cheering]
♪ I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone ♪
♪ I crashed my car into the bridge I watched, I let it burn ♪
♪ I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs ♪
♪ I crashed my car into the bridge ♪
♪ I don't care, I love it ♪
♪ I don't care ♪
Charli!
Without your music, I would've killed myself.
Bitch, what the fuck?
♪ I crashed my car into the bridge I watched, I let it burn ♪
Assault! Assault! You're not a girl's girl. God!
You can't be on the stage.
Come on, dude. She wanted to hang out with me.
She doesn't wanna hang out with college kids, okay?
That's not how it works. Her, out.
There's an emptiness in your eyes, I want you to know that.
I look at you and I feel sick.
-[Grace] Enjoy the concert from outside. -Go fuck yourself!
Bye.
♪ You want me down on Earth but I am up in space ♪
-♪ You're so damn hard to please ♪ -[cries]
♪ We gotta kill this switch ♪
♪ You're from the '70s but I'm a '90s bitch ♪
♪ I love it ♪
[cheering]
♪ I love it ♪
♪ Don't be mad, don't be mad not like I had a choice ♪
Where's the VIP area?
Is my forehead sweating?
I don't sweat.
Music is loud.
All I see are necks.
-♪ I was busy dreamin' 'bout boys ♪ -[stomach gurgles]
♪ Boys, boys ♪
This week was actually really sick.
-Yeah, it was. -[Miles] Right?
♪ Boys ♪
So sick.
♪ …dreamin' 'bout boys ♪
-♪ Boys, boys ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Head is spinnin' thinkin' 'bout boys ♪
[cheering]
All right, before I play this next song, I need you all to help me with something.
-[breathing shakily] -[stomach gurgles]
Someone in the crowd… [chuckles] …has a little secret.
[ears ringing]
And I need all of you to help me spill it.
So, when I say Benny,
I need you all to say, "likes boys."
-Are you ready? -[cheering]
Okay, here we go. Benny!
[crowd] Likes boys!
Benny!
[crowd] Likes boys!
Benny!
[crowd] Likes boys!
[chuckles] Hit it!
♪ Boom, boom, boom, clap ♪
[gags]
-I'll be right back. -I'll be right back.
♪ You're picture perfect… ♪
Oh, that's what it is.
She looks just like this guy I went to middle school with.
♪ …your bones illuminate ♪
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. [groans]
-Carmen? -Benny?
-I'm so sick. -I'm so sick.
I'm so mad at you.
I know. I'm sorry. I'm… [gasps]
You made me join this fucking weird society
and I ate dairy so they'd like me.
And… And now I'm gonna shit my fucking pants, like…
Get me out of this fucking romper.
-[panting, exclaiming] -[groaning]
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I drank a fucking aquarium.
-[panting] Who made this dress? -I feel no better. [groans]
It's Victorian. [pants]
♪ Boom clap, you make me feel good come on to me, come on to me now ♪
♪ Boom clap, the sound of my heart ♪
♪ The beat goes on and on and on and on and ♪
♪ Boom clap, you make me feel good ♪
♪ Come on to me, come on to me now ♪
-Fuck. -[farts]
♪ …sound of my heart, the beat goes on and on and on and on and ♪
♪ Boom clap, you make me feel good come on to me, come on to me now ♪
[Carmen farts]
[moaning]
[moaning] Oh, my God.
Okay.
[Grace] Oh, my fucking God.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no. I am not seeing this right now.
-What are you doing? -Hey, queen.
We wanted to fuck to break the rules.
Oh, my God. Of course you're a fucking furry.
I'm not a furry. Um, this is experimental.
[girlfriend] We don't wear these all the time.
I'm taking your cocaine.
You two have 60 seconds to get the fuck out of here.
Okay, we have a minute. Let's get to work.
[Benny groaning]
Benny.
No!
-[groaning] -The betta fish.
-No. -Oh, my God.
[groaning] Oh, fuck.
I knew it, man.
[groans] Sorry. [groans]
[strains] Okay, Clark. [grunts]
-[grunts] Does that make you Lewis? -It… Yeah.
-[grunts] Wait. Wait. Uh, Carmen. -Let's get you out of here.
Carmen.
[Carmen] No, don't worry. My girls will be waiting for me.
-[farts] -Okay.
-[panting] -My God.
[sighs] Good for you, Peter.
Good for you.
[spits]
[moaning]
[Trent] Yo, did you see Pete, like, screaming after they did that fish thing?
-This shit is bleak. -[Gabe] Yeah, I know. So bleak.
I feel bad for Pete.
The alums fought us so hard about making him Keeper.
But I was like, "What the fuck does this guy have," you know?
Oh, but, yo, you hear about Hawksworth?
[Trent] Yeah, no surprise. Dude's hit his peak.
-[Gabe] Yeah. -[Trent] Let him ride.
[Gabe] You wanna play battleshits?
-[Trent] Absolutely. -[Gabe] All right.
-Well, I was thinking-- -Oh, shit.
-Oh, fuck. -Fuck.
[stammers] Oh, shit. Uh…
Yo, uh, uh, P-Man.
Uh, legendary shit, dude.
Uh, you're… you rock, bro.
Yeah.
[laughing] What… What the… the fuck.
[laughing]
[panting]
Fuck.
Fucking…
Wait, fuck. Fuck. [pants]
Grace, please pick up. Please, please, please, please pick up.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
-[voicemail] Your call has been forwarded… -Fuck!
-…to an automated voice message system. -[voicemail beeps]
Fucking call me!
Me!
Fuck!
Fuck. Fucking…
[muffled pop song playing]
[Carmen] Hey, girlies. Where you at?
[Bridget] We left. I don't really like music.
-[crowd cheering] -Good night, babes! It's Charli, baby!
[crowd] Yes!
Get the bus running, bitch. Now!
-Charli, that was amazing. -Thanks.
I got coke, just in case.
I underestimated you.
Look, I don't do college coke,
but do you want to come back to my bus for a drink?
-I would love to. -Okay.
[scoffs]
-Well, you look like you've seen a ghost. -Don't.
Don't what?
Gloat that you're riding deeply solo
and I had the best night of my fucking life?
I'm sorry about the ticket.
Carm, when are you gonna realize I'm the realest bitch on campus?
When is anyone gonna realize?
Leave the door unlocked. I lost my purse and shoes and phone.
[crowd cheering]
Fucking pig!
[cheering]
[screams]
[groans]
[door opens]
Okay, mister.
-She's all cleaned out… -Oh, God.
-…and ready to receive yet again. -My God.
-Miles, you don't have to-- [chuckles] -Drink some Gatorade.
Thank you for taking care of me.
No, I should be thanking you for saving me in the woods. So…
Where's your roommate?
He rows crew, so they're at an away meet.
Cool if I stay here?
Yeah. [grunts] Yeah, definitely.
Fucking… [scoffs] …hate my roommate. So…
-Yeah. -[chuckles]
[exhales deeply]
[Miles] Night, Benny.
Night, Miles.
["party 4 u" playing]
Hey.
Hi.
What, um… Where are you heading?
I do… I don't know.
[song continues]
♪ I only threw this party for you ♪
♪ Only threw this party for you for you, for you ♪
♪ I was hopin' you would come through ♪
♪ I was hopin' you would come through it's true, it's true ♪
♪ I only threw this party for you ♪
♪ I only threw this party for you for you, for you ♪
♪ I'm about to party on you ♪
♪ Watch me, watch me party on you, yeah ♪
♪ You could watch me pull up on your body ♪
♪ Like it's summer take my clothes off in the water ♪
♪ Splash around and get you blessed like holy water ♪
♪ I don't know what you were waiting for you know that I've been waiting for you ♪
♪ I only threw this party for you ♪
♪ Yeah, if you saw my tears would you touch me? ♪
♪ Kiss me on the mouth say you love me? ♪
♪ Leave a message tell me you're sorry? ♪
♪ Hit me right back hit me right back ♪
♪ Why you treating me like someone that you never loved? ♪
♪ I only threw this party for you ♪
♪ Only threw this party for you for you, for you ♪
♪ I was hopin' you would come through ♪
♪ I was hopin' you would come through it's true, it's true ♪
♪ Only threw this party for you ♪
♪ Watch me, watch me party on you, yeah ♪