[Benny] Previously on Overcompensating…
[Peter] Tonight sets the tone for the rest of college.
You're a dude who fucks, or nah.
Like, I just need you to have a night-one hookup.
I'm Benny.
Carmen.
Damn, who's this?
You're my brother, not the other way around.
-Look at those tits. -[gasps]
-Oh, my God! -[Carmen] Whoa!
[both chuckle]
-Oh! -[Carmen] My fucking eye!
Is this Intro to Film Studies?
[students chattering]
[mutters, inaudible]
♪ Whoo ♪
♪ Yo, yo, yo they wanna know ♪
♪ Who's that girl? ♪
-♪ Uh, yo, yo, c'mon, c'mon ♪ -♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ Eve's that girl ♪
I'm Carmen, hi.
-♪ Yo, uh, c'mon, c'mon ♪ -♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ Who's that girl? ♪
-♪ What's my name y'all? ♪ -♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
-♪ Eve's that girl ♪ -♪ Uh, c'mon, c'mon ♪
-♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪ -♪ C'mon, c'mon ♪
-♪ Eve's that girl ♪ -♪ Uh ♪
-♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪ -♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
[music stops]
-Hey, you. -Um?
What's the swear count in Pulp Fiction?
Hi. What?
How many takes did Kubrick make Shelley Duvall--
148.
Morning, everyone.
We are, in fact, gathered here to study cinema,
but you may learn a thing or two about life.
I once said,
"You never know who someone is, until they tell you their favorite film."
So let's go around the room.
[students chattering]
The Godfather.
You, sir.
-Me? -Yes.
Yeah, um, my favorite movie is--
Film!
Your favorite film!
Film, yes.
So, my favorite film is…
The Godfather. [chuckles]
-Fucking classic, man! -Oh, my. Yeah.
-[Benny] Oh, good. -Great film.
This gentleman here.
Oh, uh, hi.
I'm Miles.
Uh, my favorite film is The Godfather…
Part II.
[students murmuring, laughing]
[kisses]
[swallows]
Hi, Professor McClellan?
They give me five minutes between classes for lunch, so this had better be urgent.
Well, the registrar must have double-scheduled me
in a film class at this time, so, uh, I was just wondering
if you had another Econ 101 class I could take.
So the answer is, "No, Professor. It's not urgent"?
But, yes, you can join Wednesday's early class.
How early?
Perfect. Thank you.
And I don't even really know why I did it.
It's not like I have a huge interest in film or anything,
but I don't know, it just felt like something new to try, I guess.
Yeah, totally.
All right, we have to join whatever club Han Solo picks.
[Benny] Done.
Who was she in high school?
-She was the "it girl" 100%. -[Benny chuckles]
Her senior pics were taken on train tracks.
Mm-hmm. She had Viva La Juicy perfume in her locker.
-[Benny] She smelled like vanilla farts. -She won Best Hair.
And her dad would play beer pong with all her friends in the basement.
And he'd be like, "Give me your keys."
[both laugh]
[Carmen] Oh. Looks like we have our club.
[Benny] Oh, God, no. My sister does Adopt a Grandparent.
I think she's just hoping they die quickly and leave her something in the will.
Mmm. Love that for her.
Maybe we should pivot?
Oh. Toe shoes?
Cross-country?
It's life.
-Full-on cult. [chuckles] -[chuckles] Oh, yeah.
They used to eat at Red Robin after races.
Yum. [chuckles]
And play too much Never Have I Ever, despite never having done anything ever.
[Carmen] Absolutely.
-Okay. Maybe they've done some stuff. -Yeah.
Okay, him.
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, actually, he's okay.
He sat next to me in class.
So, have you always been into, like, creative writing?
Nah.
Rate My Professor gave her a chili pepper and said it was easy, so…
Same.
Hey, are you good at English and shit?
Well, I'm fluent.
Sick.
Uh, I got three games this weekend,
and I really gotta submit this paper before I leave.
-Maybe you tutor me? -Yeah. [chuckles]
Yeah. No, yeah.
-Sick. -Sick.
-So sick. -[grunts]
Ebola.
He's super shy, but I can tell he has a really good heart.
Yeah.
He seems really soft and gentle.
-[Carmen] Mmm. -[Benny] Big teddy bear.
[students chuckle]
[Carmen] Okay, you never just see one jock. They always travel in a pack.
Like, individually they don't matter, but as a group,
they can hide and hang on to that high school glory.
So bleak.
Oh, shit, I forgot.
You said you were a sports guy in high school.
Oh, yeah. [grunts]
Who were you?
I don't know.
Just, you know, regular.
Okay, well, she was definitely a hometown hottie. [laughs]
["Who's That Girl?" playing]
♪ Yo, yo, yo they wanna know ♪
♪ Who's that girl? ♪
-♪ Uh, yo, yo, c'mon, c'mon ♪ -♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ Eve's that girl ♪
-♪ Uh, yo, yo, yo, yo, c'mon, c'mon ♪ -♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ Who's that girl? ♪
[music distorts, stops]
[Emily] Oh, m…
-You? -Emily.
Hey.
-Carmen. -Yes.
Oh, my God, you grew.
It's so good to see you. Oh, my God.
I had zero clue you were going here.
-So random. -Surprise.
[both chuckle]
This is Emily. Emily and I went to high school together.
Emily, this is Benny.
Aw, Benny.
I love that name.
Love the name Emily.
[chuckles] Isn't it so pretty?
And, Carmen, your family's still in our thoughts and prayers.
Aw, yay.
Yay. [chuckles]
So, me and my girls are going to Rockbar tonight. You going?
-What's Rockbar? -Oh, it's the club in town.
Every freshman is going.
Oh, Rockbar. Rockbar, Rockbar.
-We'll be there. -Good for you.
I feel like I never saw you at parties in high school.
I was there.
We'll see you tonight. My girls are going too. You'll love them.
Does "we" mean Benny? [chuckles]
Yeah. Benny and I were just talking about going together, as a matter of fact.
Oh, yeah. [chuckling] Yeah. I love clubbing.
Oh, my God, me too.
-Really? Cool. -[Emily chuckles]
Oh, and don't worry. The bouncer's so easy on fakes.
-[Benny stammers] -Do you not have one?
Um, no… But…
But we were planning on getting them today.
-Okay, great. -[Carmen] Hmm.
I always had a hunch you could be fun, girl.
-[Emily giggles] -Aw, thanks.
Bye, Benny.
Bye, Emily.
I went to parties, Benny.
She wouldn't know. We were in totally different scenes.
Okay. Yeah.
What's a Freshman 15?
Uh, mocha frappe, whipped cream, salted caramel, rainbow sprinkles,
chocolate drizzle and a cookie straw.
Wow, that sounds really body positive.
Yeah, we just wanted to make the gayest drink on earth. [chuckles]
I'll have a black coffee.
Okay.
[Carmen] What are your milk alternatives?
-[barista] What? -I'm lactose intolerant.
TMI, girl.
Hi, Grace.
Where's Peter?
He's at the gym.
Oh, I didn't know you were friends with one of the Blues Brothers?
It's my eye.
-Oh, my God. -Black coffee?
Is it really that bad?
-No. -Yes. Go to the health center immediately.
Black coffee, hello?
Benny, I think that might be you?
Oh, yeah.
-[inhales sharply] -[barista] I got a Freshman 15 for--
Miles.
Godfather, right?
Godfather Part II.
Or just Miles.
Just Benny.
Hi, I'm Carmen.
Oh, yeah. Duh.
This is Miles.
Oh, and I'm the bitch sister.
[chuckles] Hi.
Um, well, we're just in
-Intro to Film together, so… -[Benny] Mmm.
Do Mom and Dad know that you signed up for that?
No.
It's just an elective, and I might not even stay in it, so…
Okay… [chuckles] …well,
uh, if you do stay in the class,
maybe I'll see you in there. [chuckles]
-Yeah. -Are you going to Rockbar tonight?
Oh, yeah. Definitely.
Cool. See ya.
Okay, well, good luck with that eye.
And, um, bye, cinephile. [chuckles]
We're going to fucking Rockbar.
-I'ma see if I can get us fakes. -Me too.
I'm Hailee Matthews
and I nominate Blake Lively to do the Speak Up Bitch Challenge.
[sighs, blows]
Okay, wait. I feel like we, like, nailed it.
-Yeah, that was the best one yet. -[sighs]
People are literally gonna freak when they see this.
-Totally. What's the charity? -To spread awareness.
About what?
Silence.
Babe, like, you might be complicit.
Do you wanna do your challenge?
Yeah, actually, can I ask for your help with something?
-Yeah, what's up? -Do you know how to get fakes?
Duh.
Oh, my God, you're a lifesaver.
Benny and I need them for Rockbar tonight.
-Tonight? -Mm-hmm.
Babe, you're fucked.
[scoffs] My ugly cousin got mine this summer, but it took, like, 90 days.
Fuck.
I know. I had to talk to him every day, it was such a fucking nightmare.
Wait.
I'm throwing a pregame for Rockbar in our room tonight.
You should come to that.
Okay. Our room?
I was gonna invite you. I'm sorry it didn't come up yet.
Okay.
I think I ate so much paint.
-Pete. [chuckles] -Oh.
-Yo, what up, Benny? -[stammers] Hey, what's good?
Um… Just getting a… getting a lift in.
-Oh, shit. Yo, me too. -Yeah.
-Oh, sick. -Yo, spot me?
-Yeah. Of course. Um, let me just… -Yeah, no doubt, no doubt.
Um, I was actually, uh, trying to go to Rockbar tonight.
-Oh, shit, Rockbar! -Yeah.
Bro, those are the fucking days.
I used to go with my boys, like, every fucking night.
You got a crew yet?
Um, kinda. Yeah. Yeah, I got some…
-I got some fuckers. -[chuckles]
Man.
I met my boys first week of college.
They're my brothers now, Bento.
Goes by so fast. [exhales sharply]
Yeah, no, I've been hanging out with these dudes from another dorm,
and it's kind of like a squad now.
Yo, what's the deal with that Carmen chick?
-Fuck you! [grunts] -Oh.
Um, you know, we--
Fuck you. [exhales sharply]
I saw you two last night. And then again this morning.
I was like, that's my boy.
That's my boy!
-Yeah. [chuckles] -Yo.
Just don't get locked down. [exhales sharply]
-First week of college. -No, definitely.
It's not a good look.
Fuck you. I got it, I got it. [grunts]
-No, no way. -Fuck you. [grunts]
[Peter grunting]
I, uh…
Actually, I was gonna hang out with some…
some dudes tonight and just go out, but, um…
I need a fake ID.
Is there someone you know that maybe could hook it up?
Do I know someone?
[stammers] Yeah?
Yeah, I think I might know someone.
-[chuckles] -Okay.
[Benny] Oh, yeah.
-Bento. -Yeah?
I gift this to you.
This served me well these last four years.
And I know it will serve you too.
Damn.
Um, thanks…
David.
Anytime, David.
[both chuckle]
And you think I can pass for you?
Come on now, Bento.
You're little me.
Do you know how, uh, I could maybe get Carmen one, or--
Oh. [babbles]
My boy better not be talking about a bitch right now!
Yeah, I'll stop. [chuckles]
Bro, don't overthink it, all right?
Just get the boys together…
[rapping] ♪ It's easy, it's easy ♪
♪ I'm on that ID but you can't fucking be me ♪
♪ I'm Peter, I'm David you're Bento, Mini-Me ♪
♪ Rockbar in my city ♪
♪ My flow is so shitty but you know the deal-y ♪
♪ It's week one don't get cuffed by no biddy ♪
-Yo, that was sick. -Oh! That was so fucking sick.
-All right. Peace, Bento. -Bars, Pete.
-Peace! -Fuckin' Pete, baby! Let's go!
Hey!
Titty-fuck me, Pete!
[both laugh]
I gotta shit.
[Benny] Hey, Chris! I'm having a pregame later.
Would you and your guy friends like to come? I'll have snacks.
Yo, Chris! [chuckles] I'm having a pregame at mine later.
You guys wanna roll through? Nah.
[phone chimes]
[Chris] Yeah! Which dorm, homie?
[toilet flushes]
Saw Benny at the gym.
Gave him my old fake.
-That's cute. -Yeah.
Thought it was cute.
-[sighs] -[can sprays]
[sniffs]
[groans]
[sniffs] What are you all dressed up for?
Going to meet a grandma for my volunteer hours.
Oh, yeah, that bullshit.
Yeah.
Are we still on for dinner at La Ferretti Famigliata's later?
Uh, I can't.
They moved the fantasy football draft up to tonight.
Can't you skip it?
It's our last draft, okay?
I'm not skipping it. [sighs]
[sniffs]
Don't be mad!
I'm not mad.
Why don't you just…
hang with the girls?
I can't sit there and get another blowout. We went three times on Thursday.
Okay, well, it's not my fault that you don't have other friends, babe.
[scoffs]
I have other friends.
Mimi doesn't count.
[sighs]
Why don't we just meet here later?
Hmm?
I'll, uh… [kisses]
…come back early just after, like, a drink or two
or three or four, five, six, seven, eight.
Don't watch Gilmore Girls without me.
-I won't. -Good girl.
Should I try to suck you off?
[sighs]
Don't say it like that.
But yes. I mean, yes, please.
-And this is Riley. -Hi.
And off-brand for a hot male nurse.
-He's not gay. -[Riley chuckles]
-Good to know. -Hey, Grace.
Sorry, so why are you doing Adopt a Grandparent?
Do you not have a family?
Are you, like, a childless widow?
No, I do.
They're fucking idiots.
They came to see me this morning.
Look. Look at this.
Does that look like me?
What the fuck is it?
[chuckles]
And my son, he's now doing Tough Mudders or something?
Men used to go to fucking war.
Okay, my name is Allison Jones,
and I nominate Emma Watson for the Speak Up Bitch Challenge.
-[gasps] -[grandparent gasps]
[grunts, coughing]
We really don't deserve the right to vote.
[coughing continues]
-Is she… Is she okay? -Who?
[Carmen] Hi! No luck finding an ID. You?
[Benny] No, sorry.
[Carmen] Should we do something else instead?
Don't get locked down. First week of college.
[Benny] I'm an idiot and forgot I already said yes to something else.
Check in later?
[Carmen] Yeah, okay.
[rapid knocking on door]
[grunts]
Okay.
-Benny! -[Benny] Yo! What's good?
-What's good? -Whoo!
Good.
[Chris whistles] Yo.
Welcome, motherfuckers.
So glad you texted us, bro.
Just had to get the crew back together for Rockbar.
-Crew. Yeah. -[Benny] Yeah.
Yo, who that girl you were with last night though?
Oh, Carmen?
Yee! Yeah, you pork her?
Um, nah, I… I got too drunk…
-Oh. -Oh.
So I titty-fucked her.
[exclaiming, shouting]
[barking, howling]
[cheering]
Blam! Motherfucker!
[whooping, cheering]
Yeah. [chuckles, screams]
[hair sizzling]
This is so fucking fun.
Totally. I fucking love you girls.
[pop music plays, softly]
[gulping]
-[sighs] -Damn, where'd you learn to do that?
I used to go to parties all the time with my older brother and his friends.
You have a brother? Wait, is he hot?
[gasps] Dibs!
He died.
Pisses me off!
-[phone buzzes] -Wait, I got a text.
I'm sorry. I, like, hate the timing.
Wait, that DJ who wants me just texted. There's a pregame before Rockbar.
-[gasps] We have to go! -We have to go.
Oh, shit. The bitches are on their way.
Oh, tell the whores to roll through!
[all cheering]
[hip-hop music plays, softly]
You want drinks?
Roomie, I have to be honest, if you come to the pregame with us,
and then we have to leave you for the bar, it's just gonna throw my energy off, so…
-Oh, okay, yeah. I get that. -Okay, okay.
[friend] Oh, yeah. I've got the vanilla body mist.
-[Hailee] Uh… -It's on the… Yeah, get it.
[door closes]
[sighs]
[Carmen] Hiiiiii!
[Trent] Who is this?
Carmen. Creative writing? Ponytail?
[Trent] Oh. Hey.
[Carmen] Any chance you know how to get a fake ID?
[Trent] Sure.
[Carmen] OMG. Lifesaver!
[Trent] Can you still help me with paper tonight?
[Carmen] Of course. Library?
♪ MC am I people call me Uff ♪
♪ When I rock the party ♪
[Carmen] Hi, Benny! Might be too busy to hang out later.
Meeting creative writing guy in the library.
Don't be jealous! Ha ha ha ha.
[guests exclaiming]
♪ Badass bitch I'm rated X ♪
Party's here.
[cheering]
[guest] Don't drink that.
So, do you remember the writing prompt we got?
The what?
We were told to write about ourselves but as a fictional character.
Oh. Oh, fuck. So-So you can't help me?
No, no… No, I def can.
Cool. Okay.
Aw. Of course.
So that ID…
I'll text the guy after.
Okay, um…
[crying]
What name should we give this fictional character?
Buck. The Cowboy.
I love the Cowboys.
I'm a baseball guy myself, but…
[phone buzzes]
I gotta fuckin' piss.
[crying continues]
[snorts]
-[snorts] -[friend] Nah, I'm six foot!
-No fucking way, bro. You're 5'10". -You wanna fucking measure me, bitch?
-Yeah. -All right, all right.
Whoever got the least amount of pussy in high school gets to go first.
-Pete, you're up. -[friends laugh]
[laughs]
Suck a dick, Gabe. [mocking laugh]
All right, all right, all right, all right.
With the first pick, Pete's Dragons selects Peterson.
Fuck!
I mean that literally fucks my roster already.
-[falsetto] Oh, yeah? -You fucking prick.
-I'm six foot! -[falsetto] Oh, yeah?
Guys! Guys! Can we take this fucking seriously, please?
This is the last fucking draft for some of us, all right?
Okay. All right, all right. Easy, Pete. Fuck.
And I got pussy in high school, dude.
Okay, all right. Who gives a fuck, all right?
You're missing out on a fresh crop right now, man.
I mean, when are you gonna drop Skeletor? [laughs]
[friends laughing]
-[friend chuckles] Yo… -[chuckles] Bro.
[chuckles] Listen, fellas.
I'm all she's got.
And she still lives up to her nickname…
the throat goat!
[all exclaiming]
She does.
Okay, look, but nah…
What about that fat-tittied freshman you showed me?
Who?
Oh, yee. Carmen?
-Yee. -Yee.
Yee. You gonna fuck her?
I mean… [chuckles]
The groundwork has been laid.
[all cheering]
-Yo, you cool as fuck, man. -Sorry I'm late.
This dork bitch was trying to fuck me.
[cheering, shouting]
["Heavy Action" playing]
[barking]
[music ends]
[Carmen] Buck entered the saloon as quietly as a cowboy could.
His spurs barely spinning and--
[sobbing]
[Carmen] Finished your story. Are you still in the bathroom LOL?
Also, did you text your ID guy?
[Hailee] Winning at college.
Giddy up. [chuckles]
Love these mofos.
[sad music plays]
[sobbing continues]
[music stops]
-["Like A G6" playing] -These wings are the shit.
♪ Like a G6 ♪
♪ Now I'm feeling so fly ♪
Benny. Benny.
♪ …a G6 ♪
♪ Like a G6, like a G6 ♪
♪ Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6 ♪
♪ Gimme that Moët gimme that Cristal ♪
♪ Ladies love my style at my table gettin' wild ♪
♪ Get them bottles poppin' we get that drip and that drop ♪
♪ Now give me two more bottles 'cause you know it don't stop ♪
[singing continues, distorted]
Yo, Chris! Stop.
-Play "Super Bass." -Why?
Play "Super Bass." Nicki Minaj.
-Play it. -Uh, yeah.
I can spin that.
["Super Bass" playing]
♪ This one is for the boys with the boomin' system ♪
♪ Top down, AC with the cooler system ♪
♪ When he come up in the club he be blazin' up ♪
♪ Got stacks on deck like he savin' up ♪
♪ And he ill, he real he might gotta deal ♪
♪ He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build ♪
♪ He cold, he dope, he might sell coke ♪
♪ He always in the air but he never fly coach ♪
♪ He a mothafuckin' trip, trip sailor of the ship, ship ♪
♪ When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip ♪
♪ That's the kinda dude I was lookin' for ♪
♪ And yes, you'll get slapped if you're lookin', ho ♪
♪ I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy ♪
♪ I mean, my, my, my, my… ♪
[retches]
When are we going to Cockbar?
-No. Gimme. -[sniffs]
-What? -Gimme your ID, okay?
You cannot be out like this. This is a really bad look.
[whimpers]
Hey, look, I'm proud of you. Go home.
Go home now. You look disgusting.
♪ Can't you hear that boom, badoom boom, boom, badoom, boom-- ♪
-Cut the track! -[person] Cool… Wait what?
-[music stops] -You know where Carmen is?
[Chris] I know where she'll be later.
Getting titty-fucked again!
[friends cheering]
You titty-fucked Carmen?
Um, mmm--
Damn, girl.
It's like I tell her everything I do sexually.
She's at the library.
[sighs] Y'all, I'll be right back.
Don't leave without me, or I'll kill you. Seriously, you know I will.
[scoffs] I don't have time.
[chuckles]
[friends chatter]
♪ Back coupes up and chuck the deuce up ♪
My boy.
Uh, sorry, go ahead. Dude.
-There you are. Hey. You made it. -Hey.
Feels like I see you everywhere. [chuckles]
-I know. I'm stalking you. -What?
-Um… -[chuckles]
Uh, let me guess, you also live in Village C?
First floor.
-Nice. -Nice.
Did you go to a pregame or…
Uh, no.
-Uh, do you have an ID? Cool. -I do. Yeah, I… Um…
Where… It's from Maryland. Where's yours?
-Oh. Uh, Ohio. -Oh.
-You didn't do a British one? -[chuckles]
Oh, shit. Okay. It's happening.
Don't do the accent.
Hey.
-This you? -Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you.
[pop music plays, on car radio]
Carmen!
Come on.
Hey. Hi, sir.
Um… [mutters]
[bouncer] Come on.
Name?
David MacDonald.
-Address? -1616 Berkshire Drive.
Go in.
Name?
Margaret van der Woodsen.
Uh… No.
No, that's my name.
Might be your name, but the ID says you're 20. So…
All good.
No, I'll… I'll Uber back. It's actually… It was a really cool ride.
Um, have fun.
Yo, Benny!
Benny… [stammers] …you coming?
[footsteps approaching]
Oh.
-[thuds] -[gasps]
[Hailee grunts, mutters]
[speaks indistinctly]
[groans]
I feel better.
-Are you sure? -Yeah.
-Okay, okay-- -[Hailee exclaims] Roomie!
I told you everything works out.
-Someone threw up. -[chuckles]
I want a kiss.
-Oh, I'm straight. [chuckles] -[Hailee] Maybe.
-Hi. [chuckles] -Hi.
[sighs]
Margaret!
Are you hungry?
Okay. Let's go.
Mmm.
You almost don't even miss the cheese.
-Yeah. [chuckles] Totally. -Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mmm.
So library was good?
Yeah, um, it was nice. He was…
He was super sweet.
Still shy?
-Something like that. -Hmm.
How was your pregame?
How did you know about the pregame?
-Hailee. Mm-hmm. -Hailee.
-Um… -It's fine. I was busy. Uh--
-I'm so sorry. -No.
-No. Was it fun? -Um…
-No. No, it… it wasn't. -[chuckles]
It was fucking traumatizing. [chuckles] Yeah.
I bought buffalo wings… [chuckles]
…so now my room will just smell like that forever,
you know what I mean? It's like…
Um, and no, it's just, like, this group of guys,
they drank all my alcohol and were just rapping at me.
[Carmen chuckles]
So then I…
I rapped "Super Bass."
-You didn't. [chuckles] -I did. Yeah.
Oh, my God. Okay, whenever I hear that song, I think of the…
-Glee version. -Glee version.
Oh, my God, you watched Glee?
Yeah, my sister loved it, so I was like…
Uh-huh, and that's why you had all the songs on your Spotify playlist?
Oops. Yeah.
-There's some hits, okay? Yeah. -There's some hits.
[phone buzzes]
[Trent] Sorry, had to bounce. Could we meet again to finish?
Okay.
Douchelord left the library when he realized I would just write it for him.
-Oh, I… I… -Mm-hmm.
-I kinda saw that one coming. -Yeah.
Oh, man.
I guess I wasn't hot enough for him.
Fuck that. No.
-No way. -No, really, it's true.
Come on. I also wasn't pretty enough for you.
-That is not it. -Mm-hmm.
At all.
That… was…
-Weird. -Mm-hmm.
Yeah, okay.
Why did you wanna hang out?
Are you serious?
-You are so fun to be around. -Mmm.
Like, we're in the parking lot… [chuckles] …outside a Domino's,
and this is the highlight of my college experience so far, so…
That is a tragic sentence.
It's kinda pathetic, but…
it's true.
Yeah, you are so easy to hang out with.
You are the only person I like to hang out with.
So…
Then why didn't you invite me to your pregame?
[sighs]
It was just supposed to be, like, the guys, and then, like…
I don't know, I guess I was trying to recreate high school or something.
Yeah.
Golden boy with his bros.
-I see it. -Yeah.
I'm not as good at it as I used to be.
[Benny clicks tongue]
Good.
You asked who I was in high school.
Yeah.
I was no one. I was no one.
Um…
At first, I was Michael's sister, uh…
But then I-I wasn't even that.
I don't think that's true.
I will have to wash this hand…
-[chuckles] -…so that I don't get pink eye.
[chuckling] Fuck you.
But if I got it, I feel like I deserve it.
["Super Bass" playing]
No. No, no!
-Yes! -God hates me. [laughs]
["Super Bass" continues]
♪ AC top down with the cooler system ♪
♪ When he come up in the club he be blazin' up ♪
♪ Got stacks on deck like he savin' up and he ill, he real, he might gotta deal ♪
-This is the Sue Sylvester right here. -Yeah. [laughs]
♪ He dope, he might sell coke ♪
♪ He always in the air but he never fly coach ♪
♪ He a mothafuckin' trip, trip sailor of the ship, ship ♪
♪ When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip ♪
♪ That's the kinda dude I was lookin' for ♪
♪ And yes, you'll get slapped if you're lookin', ho ♪
[phone chimes]
[Benny] Night, Margaret.
[Carmen] Night, David.
[phone chimes]
[phone buzzes]
[machine-gun fire playing on laptop]
Wait. Who the fuck is that?
Oh.
[knocks on door]
One sec.
[gunfire stops]
[grunts]
Hi.