Previously on The Summer I Turned Pretty...
- It's only a few weeks. - Then I get you all to myself.
I promise we'll find a nice place to live.
I am seeing somebody,
and I want to bring her to the wedding.
What's-- what's going on right now?
It's just starting to feel really real.
That I've been so focused
on planning this wedding,
that I almost forgot that I'm gonna be someone's wife.
Belly really needs her mom right now.
This wedding is happening, and if you aren't there for her,
you will regret it for the rest of your life.
- I'm so happy you're here. - Me, too.
So, I guess I'll see you in a few weeks
for the big day.
What are you doing this weekend?
You're saying you want
- to start your own company? - Yeah.
I can't get your stupid-ass game out of my head, Steven.
So, you and Denise, huh?
- I'm single now. - If that's what you want.
I just want to be back when Belly gets there.
It's not like she's going back to an empty house, if that's what you're afraid of.
- Connie's gonna be there. - Right.
- Got cut by a fin. - Oh, my God, Conrad.
What just happened?
What did I almost do?
The wedding's almost here.
Jere's on his way, and Conrad's surfing accident
feels like a distant memory.
♪ Oh, yeah, you just...
It's like...
...a dream that happened to someone else.
♪ I like the way you fit...
And the further away I get from that moment,
the more I understand that it wasn't about him at all.
It was the enormity of this wedding.
- Hey. - Planning it by myself.
Not having Jere by my side,
or my mom.
It had weighed on me more than I realized.
But I've made it through,
and in three days,
- I'm marrying Jeremiah Fisher. - Fuck!
Son of a--
♪ But two, though? ♪
♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
♪ You make me want to make you fall...
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
I was trying to fix the light before everyone got here...
All of a sudden, he can't stop injuring himself.
Looked a lot easier on... YouTube.
Ah.
Think I got it, though.
Please don't shock me.
- It's gotten a lot better. - Great.
Um, I'm... I'm gonna go vacuum upstairs,
'cause it's...
- I'm just gonna... - Yeah, I'm gonna do this, down here.
Jere's gonna be here soon.
When are you, uh,
when are you heading up to Cousins?
Want to maybe...
I don't know, you know, like, ride together or...
- Hello? Earth to Denise? Hello. - Oh, s-sorry.
Uh, I am emailing a friend in SF
for a lead on A.I.-focused programmers, um...
and send, okay.
Ooh, it's kind of exhilarating, isn't it?
Doing all this clandestine shit in our place of work?
We're violating, like, a hundred HR rules.
I mean, I don't know how, you know, clandestine we're actually being.
Oh, no, stop worrying.
Anybody who matters has already left early for the wedding, so...
Oh, my God, yeah, everyone but us.
I mean, you know, we're like, the hottest,
youngest ones here and we're-we're stuck here working?
I don't... hey, come on, make it make sense, you know?
Hottest?
Uh, I mean, "hottest" not including Jere. Uh...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe we should, uh, catch the next train.
You know, I mean, I-I don't want any of Belly's friends
trying to steal my bed or anything.
All right, well, dibs.
On, on the aisle seat, not your bed.
- Oh, yeah. No, I mean, I knew that. Duh. - Yeah. Yeah...
- Yeah, yeah, sorry. - Okay.
All right.
Hey!
Hey. Hi, beautiful.
Hi.
Two more days and I can officially call you my wife.
- Yeah. - Mm.
I know.
Hey, check it out. I got some stuff for the gift bags.
- Here's one. - All righty.
Uh, beer koozies, Takis Fuego and Smirnoff Ice.
Are we icing people at our wedding?
No, of course not. That would be crazy.
Hmm.
Just before and after. We're-we're grown-ups, Belly.
- Come on. - Ah, totally. My bad.
Um...
Oh, uh, just for the boys to feel at home.
You know? Besides, I've been busting my ass all summer,
and, uh, I just want to let loose.
Okay. As long as you're not stoned at the altar.
- Not a chance. - Okay.
There he is.
- Hey. - Let the festivities begin.
- How was the drive? - It was great.
Where's Dad?
- Uh, I dropped him off at the inn. - Oh.
Let me take that.
Yeah. Thank you.
So, you ready for tonight?
- Yeah. - 'Cause I got an itinerary and everything.
Uh, we're gonna hit some bars.
- Okay. - Uh, we're going to...
We're going to Mick's.
- Mick's. Love it. - Uh, we're going to Red Branch.
There's a list. I'll show you the list.
- You made a list? - Yeah, someone had to.
Bro, tonight is going to be unbelievable.
Knew you wouldn't miss it.
Sure you helped a lot.
You got to be kidding me.
Adam brought his mistress.
That's Kayleigh?
Oh, God, they're coming inside.
- John... - Hi, there.
...Laurel, this is Kayleigh.
- Hello. - Hi.
I've heard so much about you both.
Likewise.
Well, I adore Belly.
She is an absolute doll.
- You must be so proud. - Yeah.
Yes, we are.
I should thank you for helping with the wedding.
- Someone had to. - Adam.
I spoke to Julia this morning. She and Skye aren't gonna make it.
Oh, Julia's not coming? What a shame.
Be nice, Adam.
What? She knows I'm kidding.
Laurel, um,
could you and I exchange numbers?
I have a few mother-of-the-bride questions,
and, um, I'm sure a million more will come up.
Sure.
And if there's anything I can help with...
Thank you. Yay.
They're here.
Jellyfish,
Jellyfish, Jellyfish,
Jellyfish!
Happy bachelorette party.
Thank you.
- Hey, what's going on, guys? - This place is amazing.
Hey, can you guys put Taylor's bag in my room
- and Anika's bag in my mom's room? - Yeah, yeah.
Okay, thank you.
All right, guys, follow me.
Oh, I'm so happy to be in Cousins right now.
You have no idea.
I'm so sick of hearing Lucinda's stories.
The same ones over and over again.
Like, I love my mom, I do, but I, like, I literally don't care
that she made out with Dave Matthews once.
- Who's that? - I don't know.
- I could use a drink. - Yes, I can help with that.
Damn, I can see why you've been waxing poetic
about this place for the last three years.
I-I don't do that.
- Yes, she definitely does. - Yeah.
Ooh. Share the wealth, please.
- At your service. - Thank you.
Uh, Anika, this is, uh, Conrad.
Conrad, Anika. My brother.
- Nice to meet you. - Yeah, you, too.
Yo, Jere, do you know where I can find, like, an ashtray or something?
- Uh, over there in the drawer? - Thank you.
Yo, are we doing beer pong in here or what?
No, let's fire up the grill first.
- Can I get the lighter? - Yeah.
Um, Jere, can we take that outside, please?
- All of you? - Oh, sorry.
- Yes. - You're so in trouble.
- Can I have some of-- - Outside.
- Outside. Outside. - Yo, Redbird, that's a plate.
- Inside? - Okay. Bye.
- Did she say "inside"? - Go outside.
I need a drink.
Woo-hoo-hoo! Those burgers look dope.
Oh. That completely missed.
♪ I fly like paper ♪
♪ get high like planes ♪
♪ If you catch me at the border...
So, this is my first bachelorette.
What's the deal?
- Me, too, actually. - My God,
what would you people do without me?
Prepare yourselves for Belly's last hurrah.
All right? It's a debauchery-forward bar crawl
meticulously constructed by me.
We're getting lit, bitches,
- is what's happening. - Okay.
Uh, by the way, which of these guys is single?
'Cause I need to at least make out with somebody this weekend.
- Please? - Hmm, uh, I think...
Ethan?
Blake is Jere's ex, and Redbird's got dibs.
Hold up, you're okay with Jere
having his ex at his bachelor party?
My God, Belly does not
have a leg to stand on.
Um, her ex is the best man, remember?
Yeah, but that's, like, ancient history.
Right, this group is messy.
What, have you hooked up with Conrad, too?
Oh, my God, no.
I did make out with Jeremy once, the summer before seventh grade...
- What? - ...because Steven dared me to.
And I had to stand guard outside the door.
Seventh grade.
You guys never told me how hot Conrad is.
I'd go for him if he wasn't Belly's first love.
No. No, you should, you should do it.
Oh!
Do not.
What about Steven?
I hear he's the other best man.
That's all you, maid of honor.
- We're just friends now. - Oh.
As if you and Steven have ever succeeded at being friends.
This time we are.
No, no, don't! No, don't do it!
No, no, no, you're not getting me.
It's cute, though.
- It's a nice house. - It is, it's very nice.
- I think 'cause summer's here, you know... - No, that's awesome.
- Uh, hey. - Hi.
Oh, my...
Uh, uh, sorry, sorry, uh,
- you remember Denise, right? - Yeah, we haven't officially met.
I'm Taylor Jewel, MOH.
Oh. Denise Russo, MBA.
Where's your stuff? Are you, are you staying here or...?
Oh, no, no, I'm, I'm staying at the inn.
Hey.
- Finally. Hi, guys. - Hey.
Aw, I missed you guys.
Thanks for inviting me, dude.
- Of course. - Uh, and hi, hi. You must be Belly.
Fisher never shuts up about how great you are.
- Well, I've heard a lot about you, too. - Oh, God.
What terrible things has he said?
Mostly that you're a genius,
- so... - Oh, wow.
Well, that-that's fine, then. That's okay.
All right, I got the ice.
Come on, let's go make some margs outside.
Yes. Come outside, Tay.
You should probably get out there before those idiots
try and, like, push her in the pool or something.
- What, Denise? - Yeah.
All right, she can handle herself. She eats finance bros for breakfast.
There's a vibe between you guys. Cute.
Does that mean Hurricane Taylor's about to strike?
Oh, my God, no, stop. We're friends now, remember?
You sure it isn't, I don't know, like, weird to talk about this stuff with you?
No, it's definitely not weird. Like, I-I want you to get laid.
In fact, friends help friends get laid.
Wait, wait, okay... you want to be my wingman?
Sure.
- I'd be honored to be... - All right, all right.
- ...your wingman. - All right, Tay Tay.
I trust you.
So don't do me dirty.
I would never do you dirty. When have I ever?
- Mm. Mm-hmm. Sure. - Okay.
Tell the girls we need to rehearse the reception dance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two, three, four.
♪ 'Cause I'm that girl that drives you crazy ♪
♪ but you can't leave me alone ♪
♪ Got you thinking maybe I was supernatural ♪
♪ Put you under spells or look into a crystal ball ♪
♪ I'm not like these other girls at all ♪
♪ I'm the typa girl that make you forget that you got a type ♪
♪ Type that make you love me when the only thing you done is like ♪
♪ I'm that typa girl, I'm that typa girl ♪
♪ Like du-du-dun, du-du-du-dun ♪
♪ Uh, I'm the typa girl that everybody type, double tap, tap, tap...
Six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four.
Fuck, and you're all off beat. You're, like, fucking it up.
- Excuse you. - Stop yelling at us.
Do you want to go viral or no?
- No. - No.
I hope the guys are having more fun than we are.
♪ Sweet baby, our sex has meaning...
Oh, wow.
This is so cringey.
- Oh, you know you love it. - Oh, my God.
- Conrad, get it together. - Oh, fuck, sorry.
- Sorry, I fucked that one up. - Really, dude?
- I fucked that one up. - All right.
Can we just take it from the top? Can you just restart it?
- Don't stop. You got it. - Yeah.
It's okay, just like...
- We got this, boys. - It's okay.
You ready?
♪ Sweet baby, our sex has meaning ♪
♪ Know this time you'll stay till the morning ♪
Okay.
♪ Duvet days and vanilla ice cream ♪
♪ More than just one night together exclusively ♪
- ♪ Baby, let me be your man ♪ - Thank you. Wow.
- Okay. - ♪ so I can love you ♪
Dude, shut the fuck...
♪ And if you let me be your man...
Don't give me those eyes.
- Shut the hell up. - You feel that?
You're not ready, you're not ready.
Finale.
♪ For the rest of my life ♪
♪ For the rest of yours ♪
- ♪ For the rest of ♪ - That was so good.
- Yes. - Nice job, guys.
- Panties dropped significantly. - Good job, Conrad.
- That was awesome. - Finally, right?
You got something special, kid. I got to beer... get a beer.
- You doing okay? - Yeah.
Anyone else want a beer?
Is your weight on your fingers or, like, your palms at the end?
- 'Cause my palms hurt. - Yeah, I think your palms.
- It is? - Yeah. Pretty much.
- Okay. - You want?
No, I'm good.
- You sure? - Yeah, I'm good.
You know I pretty much gave up weed?
Belly hates it, and, um, I got to stay sharp for work.
I'm sure you're stoked for the summer to end, huh, get out of there?
It's not that bad. Actually, um...
♪ I'm right here, you know I'm right here...
Yeah, actually, this morning, um...
Dad offered me a full-time spot at the firm in the fall.
And I just will finish up my classes online.
You said no, right?
No, no, uh... I don't know.
I just, I need some time to think about it.
I just want you to do something you love with your life.
Something that makes you happy.
I don't know what I want to do with my life. I'm 21.
- I just know I want to be with Belly. - No, totally, totally. It's just...
you can do better than following in Dad's footsteps.
♪ Just slow it down now...
Hey, I never got the chance to thank you for all the work you did on the house.
It looks great.
Honestly, it was just good to be of some use this summer.
And you looked after my girl all summer, too.
♪ Got me figuring out, you know I'm right here...
Yes.
You bitches up for some beer pong?
I owe you an ass-beating from last semester.
Yeah, right. You're on.
- Yeah? - I'll get more beers.
Guys, look. I found these huge glasses.
Wait, but, uh...
Never mind.
What are you doing?
It's not your job. Go play some beer pong.
Oh!
Shit.
Think that was one of our hurricane vases.
Well, at least they're being used, right?
Uh, hey, guys, uh, bad news. We broke a vase.
- Mm-hmm. - Yes, we heard, um...
- Was it Redbird? - Yeah.
I'll clean it up.
No, it's okay. Um, Jeremiah and I can do it.
- Thanks, Belly. - Yeah, no problem.
- Hey. - The guys are still at the beach.
Well, people need to start getting ready soon.
Come sit next to me.
You look so pretty.
I've missed you all day.
I've been right here.
Yeah, with, uh, Taylor and Anika.
Okay, you've been hanging out with your bros all day.
I know, I know.
And I haven't been around that much because of work.
I just feel like I haven't seen you in so long.
We haven't had any time alone.
Give me a kiss.
That better?
I have to finish doing my hair.
We have time.
♪ Girl ♪
♪ Perfectly her ♪
♪ Broken and hurt ♪
♪ Soft and asleep in the morning gray ♪
♪ Shake off the night and don't hide your face ♪
♪ The sun lights the world with a single flame ♪
♪ I want you to see this ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh-oh...
Everybody's probably gonna be back soon.
So?
It's our weekend.
And I don't want to let go of you just yet.
Hey, how about we meet up after the bach nights?
Just the two of us? End the night together?
Okay. Where?
- Hmm. - Hmm.
The pool.
- I was thinking the beach. - Yeah, the beach.
Right, the beach is good. It's a date.
Okay. Hey, maybe I'll even, uh, smoke one of those joints with you.
Little Miss Straight Edge wants to get high?
Okay, you know what? Actually...
No, we should both probably take it easy tonight
'cause starting tomorrow it's pretty much nonstop.
Yeah, yeah, that's actually not a bad idea.
And I've got the fishing trip in the morning
and being hungover on a boat is the worst.
That might just be the whitest thing you've ever said.
I still love you, though.
♪ My mama said, "Nothing good happens ♪
♪ when it's late and you're dancing alone..."
Step one of Belly's bach: who wants gummies?
- Me. - No, I'm good.
Yeah, surprise, surprise. We'll do shots for the bride,
- we'll do shots. - Ooh, one for everybody you've slept with.
- No. No, no. - Ooh, I like that. - Right?
- That's good. - I don't want to be hungover
- tomorrow, so... - Hungover? What, two shots?
Hungover from two shots?
Wait, does that mean that your body count is just Jeremiah and his brother?
I'm shook.
Do you ever, like, compare who's better?
The real question is: who's bigger?
No... whoa. No... uh, hello?
- We're gonna stop talking about that. - I'm sorry.
Uh, it's okay, because you know what? You're gonna pay for this.
So...
Hi, uh, could we have ten shots of tequila, please?
It's-it's my bachelorette.
- Okay, all right, yeah. - Thanks.
Um, since my number is so low,
I'll just borrow from you guys.
- Oh, yeah. - All of mine?
I knew my ho phase was gonna bite me in the ass one day, and today's the day.
- I'm scared. - I know, thank you.
- Thank you. - I'm gonna have, like, three.
And you?
- Drinks are on the house. - Thanks.
It's not that... Okay, this looks right.
- This is right. Okay, so here's... - Oh, my God. This is so heavy.
...here's Davis.
Uh, uh, my first boyfriend Simon.
Bottoms up. Yay.
Yay.
♪ 'Cause everything good happens after ♪
Uh, could I do the two Jack and Cokes, please?
Just one.
- Thank you. - I'm driving, remember?
- How could I forget? - Hey, my best men.
- Hey. - Look at us.
- Gang's back together. - It's good to be back, dude.
- Yeah. - We haven't been here in a while.
Hey, come to think of it, have we ever done downtown Cousins as, like, adults?
You know, like, without fake IDs?
Adults? But don't you
still use children's toothpaste?
It's 'cause I like the flavor.
All right? And toothpaste is toothpaste.
- Jere just won't shut up about this. - No, it has Moana on it.
Moana is literally the most elite princess anyways.
Oh! Jere just opened his big mouth
to try to take heat off of everyone at work calling him a nepo baby.
Denise still calls me Wayfarer.
- Really? - Yeah.
Dude, what's up with you and Denise, by the way?
Are you guys... together?
No, but they should be.
I mean, she's the only other person that's smarter than you and Steven.
And she's as hot as Taylor, so I don't know what his problem is.
I don't have a problem.
I hate both of you guys so much.
One sec. Redbird wants another joint.
Okay.
You're lucky I haven't told her about the Germione fan fic.
Good luck, bro.
- Oh, my God. - That's a throwback.
Yeah.
Speaking of Denise, though, where is she, actually?
Dude, are you really gonna make a play for her with Taylor right here?
Yeah. She's fine with it.
I mean, she's actually my wingwoman.
- Mm. All right. - What about you, hot stuff, huh?
There are a lot of girls here.
Come on, man.
It's Jere's night.
Jesus, can't Kiki figure out anything on her own?
- This is the fifth text tonight. - Kayleigh.
- Whatever her name is. - Laur...
you can't be that pissed about a few texts.
Of course it's not the texts.
Cousins was Susannah's place.
Bringing her here is like a slap in the face.
You're not pissed she's here.
You're pissed Susannah's not.
I can't believe she's missing this.
I know.
She would've begged for us to go along tonight.
I never had a bachelorette.
Excuse me? You did so.
You and Susannah left me with Adam and newborn Conrad.
You went to this strip club.
Yes, that's right.
Someday I'll have to tell Steven
he got his first lap dance in utero.
I can't believe you forgot that night.
Well, I remember the important parts.
Like, later, when I came home inspired.
That was memorable.
You never did get a repeat performance.
- Nope. Don't give me that look. - What look?
Don't. I'm not going down that road with you.
Not... not after the shame spiral from last time.
Really?
♪ I take you to the other side ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
You know what?
Have I told you how much I love you?
- Yes! I love Tipsy Belly. - What?
No, wait. No, I'm serious, like...
I'm just so grateful that you're my maid of honor.
And we've known each other, like, forever.
And I just can't--
Oh, my God. Ew, don't cry.
- You're gonna make me cry. - What?
No. I'm wearing lashes, Belly.
Shut up! I'm not crying.
Stop. I'm not crying.
I'm being serious, like...
I just want to say thank you for everything you've done.
For tonight. For the beautiful bridal shower.
And for, you know,
you got my mom on board.
Wait, what are you talking about?
You convinced her to come to the shower. Didn't you?
Not me. I tried.
Lucinda even tried. But no.
I have no idea why Laurel finally budged.
Hey, um, does anybody have cash?
- Yeah. I got you. - Yeah?
Don't hug any unsuspecting randos while I'm gone.
None of them. I'm your friend, not them.
When I was little, I used to think
that Conrad would appear out of thin air if I was thinking about him.
I didn't know if it was fate or a coincidence.
I just knew he was always there when I needed him.
There was this time we split up at the mall
because the boys wanted to go to the arcade.
- Belly, come on. - Conrad was in charge of us kids.
I don't want to go.
My mom said we have to stay together. Come on.
Please, let me go by myself.
I begged him to let me go off on my own.
Fine, you can go, but...
meet us back here in one hour, okay?
♪ Windowpanes talking utter nonsense...
I went straight to the glassblower shop.
♪ No idea ♪
♪ Strings tied to levers ♪
♪ Slowed-down clocks tethered ♪
♪ All this showmanship ♪
♪ to keep it for you ♪
♪ in sweetness ♪
♪ Way to go, tiger ♪
♪ Higher and higher ♪
♪ Wilder ♪
- ♪ and lighter ♪ - Oh, no.
♪ for you...
Belly!
Where were you?
I was looking forever. I told you to meet me here like an hour ago.
I'm sorry. There was a unicorn...
Hey, it's-it's okay.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
From now on, we stick together, okay?
Come here.
Come on. Let's go.
♪ Way to go...
He got me one of those unicorns for my birthday that year.
The big one.
Conrad was always looking out for me.
Maybe, after all this time, he still is.
♪ Wilder and lighter ♪
♪ for you ♪
Bells!
Hey!
Oh!
Mmm.
Mmm, is that...
tequila?
Oops.
All right. [laughs] So cute.
We got to go crush some beers. It's precious time being wasted.
- It's time to go. It's time. Bye, Belly. - Bye.
Dude, you only get five or six of these...
Hey, Conrad, can I talk to you for a second?
Come. Come on.
- Come on, come on, come on. - We gotta make him do
at least one Jägerbomb.
- Yeah, you're not listening. - I'm not listening.
Did you talk to my mom?
Oh, you're gonna have to be more specific. I talk to Laurel all the time.
Were you the one who convinced her to come to my bridal shower?
I mean, this is Laurel we're talking about.
She changed her own mind.
Did you talk to her or not?
Okay, fine. Yeah.
Satisfied?
Why?
Why do you think? Be...
Because it was important to you.
Because... shit, Belly, I don't know. It's your wedding day and...
...you should have everything that you've ever pictured.
Don't have to
if you don't want to. I don't know.
Okay.
Everything okay?
Yeah.
Uh, I'll see you there?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, how's the bachelor party going?
Are you guys just doing Jägerbombs at every dive in Cousins?
Yeah, pretty much.
Okay, look, I'm gonna steal you.
Because we are gonna go to a tiki bar
and dance our asses off, that's what we're gonna do.
No, I'm sorry, you cannot just poach people from the groom's side.
Um, it's up to you.
Okay, we did a bunch of gummies, we got a bunch of candy,
we're chilling...
Uh, I am down.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I'll see you later, Conklin. - Yeah.
- Okay, you have got to try the gummies. - Seriously? Wh--
I'll take good care of her. I promise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you good, B? You seem stressed.
Um... I'm just kind of in my head about all this wedding stuff.
Give me one of those gummies.
Oh. Are you sure? 'Cause you never want to get high with us.
Yeah. I'm positive.
Yeah.
♪ Jeremiah was a bullfrog ♪
♪ Was a good friend of mine ♪
♪ I never understood a single word he said ♪
♪ but I helped him a-drink his wine ♪
♪ And he always had some mighty fine wine ♪
♪ Singing joy...
Dude, bro. For real.
You got to come to Bali with us over winter break.
The waves are gonna be insane.
It sounds dope. It sounds dope.
But I just, I just got to run it through Belly first.
Why?
Because, chuckle-nuts, we're getting married.
- Ay-oh! - Ay-oh!
Come on, come on.
Come on.
- Yeah. - Hey, I'm good. Thanks, though.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Dude, I bought these specifically for you.
What? No. B-Belly and I said we were taking it easy.
What? No. Belly was so drunk just now.
Yeah. No. You have no excuse.
Okay? She can't be mad at you, right, Conrad?
Sure.
- Yeah. - All right. Fuck it.
Come on. Let's go, let's go.
Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
♪ Joy to you and me...
Con! My brother.
My co-best man.
- I'm so fucking happy you're here. - Thank you.
- Me too, man. - No, for real.
I-I appreciate you taking care of me.
You've been taking care of me my whole life.
- You're my brother, so-- - No, no. Let me, let me finish.
You don't have to worry, Con.
Belly and I, we're gonna take care of each other now.
We're getting married.
She's my family.
You-you get that, right?
Yeah. Of course.
I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you both.
♪ Joy to the world...
Come on, bring it in.
♪ Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea ♪
♪ It's so confusing ♪
♪ sometimes to be a girl ♪
♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪
♪ It's so confusing...
Yes! Yes, that's the spirit.
That's what I want to see.
- This is good? Okay. - Have fun.
♪ It's so confusing sometimes to be a girl ♪
♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl ♪
♪ Girl ♪
♪ How do you feel being a girl? ♪
♪ Girl, girl, girl, girl...
Nice of you to invite Denise.
Well, yeah, what can I say? I'm a nice person.
Uh-huh. And it keeps her away from Steven all night.
I see you.
I'm impressed!
Why? By my dance moves?
No, that you just-- you came out with us.
You ditched the guys.
Oh... Oh.
You thought I was, like, a "guys' girl," didn't you?
- Basically. - No!
No. No, I'm really not, but...
I constantly find myself surrounded by idiot guys, so...
- Yeah. - Excluding Steven and Jeremiah.
- No, no, no. I mean, they're also idiots. - Yeah.
I-- Trust me. I know. I dated one of them.
Right.
You know, I've been really curious about you.
Me?
Oh, yeah. I mean,
like, who is this girl
who can tie Steven Conklin up into little knots?
I don't-- I don't tie him up into knots.
No. No, no, no. Hey, own it, okay? It is a power. All right?
You are a powerful queen.
Do you like Steven?
No. No. No, no, no. No, absolutely not.
- No. - It's okay. Like, you can tell me.
No, I-I...
We're too similar.
You know? I-- We would drive each other crazy.
I... Plus, he would never see me like that.
You know, I'm...
I'm not y-- I'm not like you.
♪ Girl, girl, girl...
You are-- you're...
You're the exact kind of girl
that I always thought he'd end up with.
Really?
Yeah.
He likes you.
- How do you know that? - Because I know Steven.
And you like him, right?
I... I-- Maybe. I...
You should call him.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Yeah, I-I just want him to be happy.
Okay.
Oh, you're gonna call him right now. Okay.
♪ Feel being a ♪
♪ girl, girl...
What's the move next?
- Poppa needs some variety. - "Poppa"?
Um...
I'm actually-- I'm actually gonna go hang out with Denise.
- Just for a bit. Um... - No!
- No. Dude, it's a boys' night. - Yeah. Stop it.
- You can't leave. You're my co-best man! - We'll be right back.
Okay? You won't even notice I left.
All right?
- Yeah. - We're gonna notice.
There's gonna be one less person here. It's gonna be very obvious.
Uh, are you good to, you know, look after these guys for a little bit?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Go find Denise.
- You're good. - All right. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, sweet.
Thanks, man.
♪ You'd understand me...
Oh, I love this song!
Ooh...
Oh, Con, I'm-- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dude.
Um... I'm gonna clean up.
Drink some water, Jere.
♪ I don't want to tiptoe, but I don't want to hide ♪
♪ But I don't want to feed this monstrous fire ♪
♪ Just want to let this story die ♪
♪ and I'll be all right ♪
♪ We can't be friends ♪
♪ but I'd like to just pretend ♪
♪ You cling to your papers and pens ♪
♪ wait until you like me again ♪
♪ Wait for your love ♪
♪ Lo-love, I'll wait for your love ♪
♪ We can't be friends ♪
♪ but I'd like to just pretend ♪
B? You okay?
I ju-- I just...
- I need some air. - Okay.
Belly, what's wrong?
He got me-- he got me the big unicorn.
And he got me my mom, Taylor.
Oh, shit.
I should not have given you that gummy.
- I knew. - It's just...
It's just the wedding.
- It's all happening so fast. - Yeah.
And I think I... I think I just need time to think.
Babe. Babe.
This is Jeremiah we're talking about. Okay?
You've known him your entire life.
- This is your dream wedding, it's... - No.
No, it's not my dream wedding.
I never-- I never even had a dream wedding, I never...
It wasn't like this, not with the dresses and the flowers and the...
I just, I never, I never pictured any of it. And I-I-I...
I only ever pictured Conrad.
Fuck.
Everything... everything was fine until Christmas.
Wait, wait. S-- Wait.
What happened at Christmas?
We were here, together. In Cousins.
I thought you hadn't seen him in forever.
I lied!
Okay.
Um, shit. Did...
So, did something happen? Did you...
No, no. Nothing happened.
We were just in the summer house at the same time,
by chance, for like a day.
So why did you lie?
- I don't know. - It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
You're okay. You're okay.
I have to tell Jere.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait. And say... and say what?
There's nothing to actually say. You didn't do anything, right?
No.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
You're right.
I don't know what I'm thinking.
I think I'm just really high.
And I just need to drink some water.
Yeah.
No, we all, we all need to hydrate, honestly.
Let's just-- let's go back to the house.
- Okay. - Come on.
Yeah.
All right.
To our Jere-bear's final night of freedom.
Yeah, you are never gonna touch another person
besides Belly ever again. How's that feel?
Feels fucking fantastic.
Let's take these bad boys. Come on.
How could you have only slept with one person for all of college?
Whoa!
Jere, you didn't tell your boys about you and the iconic Lacie Barone?
Jere and her hooked up in Cabo during spring break.
- No way. - Yeah.
You were away from Belly for, like, what, two seconds
and you're already hooking up with the hottest chick in Finch?
You locked us out of the room.
I remember now. You locked us out, and we were banging on the door.
And they couldn't hear us, they were so into it. All I heard was:
"Jeremiah.
Oh, Jeremiah...
Oh, Jeremiah!
- Oh...!" - Shut the fuck up.
I mean, we had to sleep on the floor in the hallway.
It actually-- It-it sucked.
My neck still hurts, I think.
- Oh, shit. You all right? - Whoa. Hey, whoa.
- Jere! - Whoa. You all right?
♪ Time in the palm of your hand ♪
Hey, maybe someone should check on him.
♪ We both let go together...
Jere!
♪ At your apartment ♪
♪ Would you give in or would you relent? ♪
♪ Who's been trying to get in your bed? ♪
Belly!
I'm gonna marry you, girl. Wherever you are.
You're shitfaced.
- So, where's everybody else? - Uh...
Steven and Denise are sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Uh-oh. Let's go, little buddy.
What-- Um, hello, Belly's on the beach right now, waiting for him.
Um, hi, he's about to projectile vomit for the third time.
Bye.
Mother? Did you get checked in okay?
Yes, Taytee Tot, the room is so cute.
I just wanted to see what's going on with you and Steven.
Are you two back together yet?
No.
Well, why not?
Is that girl there?
Yes.
She's actually, like...
She's really nice, Mom.
She's the kind of girl that, like, I always thought that he would...
ditch me for.
They're like a power couple.
What the hell are you talking about?
Are you giving up?
You're not-- you're not listening to me.
No, I am listening, I...
just don't like what I'm hearing.
Look, Steven's yours.
Okay? Don't let your pride get in the way of your happiness.
Stop! Steven's not...
He's not mine.
And I'm not going to just, like, hold onto him if he doesn't want to be with me.
I'm not like you.
Well, what do you mean, you're not like me?
How am I?
Just, like, needy and
cling onto people and I don't-- I'm sorry,
it's pathetic. I just, I don't want to be like that.
Mom. Mom, I'm sorry. I didn't...
I did not... I did not mean...
I did not mean that. I was...
- No, you clearly did. - I really didn't mean that.
No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I-- I'm just, like...
- It's fine. - I'm just hurt. I'm...
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
- Jere! - Belly?
Conrad.
Jere was supposed to meet me here.
Oh, he's...
not here.
Are you okay?
Yeah. No, it's--
it's nothing.
You shouldn't be up there.
Isn't it, like, illegal or something?
I don't think anyone's gonna bust me right now.
Come up. Come sit with me for a second.
No, I sh-- I should head back.
Come on. Just...
for a minute.
Thanks.
Are Jere and the other guys back at the house?
There or in a gutter somewhere, yeah.
Your fiancé was pretty wasted tonight.
Good ol' Jeremiah can't handle his liquor, still.
It was his bachelor party. Relax.
I'm gonna go back to the house.
Belly, I have to tell you something.
What?
Jere cheated on you when he was in Cabo.
I already knew about that.
You know?
Yeah, I know.
And you're still marrying him? Now?
That was a few months ago, Belly. Wh...
What the fuck?
He made a mistake
and he hates himself for it
and I forgave him and we're good.
And everything's fine now.
Fine?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, knowing is one thing, but you're defending him. Why?
Well, it's not really your business, so--
It is my business. Because that piece of shit is my brother and you're...
You're not the kind of person that would take that from a guy.
I put up with a lot worse from you.
I never so much as looked at another girl when we were together.
You know what, I really don't want to have this conversation with you right now.
Belly, I'm sorry.
It's none of my business. It's just...
It's just, why do you have to get married?
Why can't you just move in together?
Belly, your wedding's at a fucking country club! Who are you?
Who are you to even ask me that question?
You don't even know me anymore.
Just leave me alone, Conrad.
And if you keep following me, I will scream.
I swear I'll scream.
Belly.
I'm sorry.
It's not about any of that, Belly. It's...
Fuck. I still love you.
I don't think I'll ever get you out of my system.
You will always be there. Here.
You're only saying this because I'm marrying Jeremiah.
That's why, that's why you're saying this all of a sudden.
No, no, it's not all of a sudden, Belly.
Don't you realize that? It's always.
Well, it's too late.
And the fact that you're saying this now is fucked.
I know, I know, I know. I just... Please...
...hear me out.
Let me talk for a minute.
I fucked up four years ago.
You remember that night in the motel?
When I told you that I still wanted you?
I couldn't sleep that night.
I loved you. I know I did.
But I knew that if I kept you with me...
I would hurt you, and so...
I couldn't have that.
I knew it.
And I saw you and Jere, a-and I...
...saw how happy you guys made each other, and so...
I tried to let you go.
But then this summer...
Being around you again...
...and-and talking the way that we used to,
and you looking at me the way that...
...you used to.
I just, I see you again, and all my plans go to shit.
I love Jeremiah.
He's my brother, he is my family.
And I hate myself for doing this, but...
...when I see the two of you guys together, I fu--
I fucking hate him.
Belly...
Don't say it.
Don't be with him.
Don't marry him.
Be with me.
You will never be what Jere is to me.
He's my best friend.
And he loves me no matter what.
And he doesn't take it away when things get hard.
Nobody has ever treated me the way that he does.
Nobody. Least of all you.
You and I...
You and I were never anything.
♪ Don't you know I'm no good for you? ♪
♪ I've learned to lose you ♪
♪ Can't afford to ♪
♪ Tore my shirt to stop you bleeding ♪
♪ but nothing ever stops you leaving ♪
♪ Quiet when I'm coming home and I'm on my own ♪
♪ Well, I could lie ♪
♪ Say I like it like that ♪
♪ Like it like that ♪
♪ Well, I could lie ♪
♪ Say I like it like that ♪
♪ Like it like that ♪
I'm, uh, I'm glad you texted.
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
Actually, your girl Taylor's the one who told me to do it.
- She did? - Yeah.
That does not sound like her.
Mm, yeah. She said she just wants you to be happy, so...
Would you maybe like to come to my... my room?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Steven? Honey, is that you?
Oh...
Oh, God.
Who-Who's that?
Uh, Taylor's mom.
Oh...
Oop.
Stupid high heels.
I should, I should help her.
- I'm-I'm so sorry... - No.
Um, I'll see you tomorrow?
Yeah, of course. Yeah.
Yeah. You're... you're a good guy, Conklin.
Okay? I'll see you tomorrow.
Yeah.
Ooh, don't spill your drink, Lucinda.
Hey, Lucinda.
- Are you all right? - Hey. Hey.
Sweetie, I'm so sorry.
You were in the middle of something. I--
No, it's okay. It's okay.
Is that the girl...? Taylor was telling me.
Uh, uh, yeah. Yeah.
I bet she's a lot nicer than Taylor.
That bitch.
Um, let's-let's get you back to your room.
Okay?
I just want the best for her.
You know, I want her to have everything.
She's my one good thing.
I know.
Oh, I know.
Come on. Come on. I got you.
- I got you. Mm. - Thank you.
You really are a sweetie.
Belly?
Can I sleep with you tonight?
Mm-hmm.
Jere's drunk ass never made it out, huh?
Mm-mm.
You were out there for a long time.
Wait.
Because Conrad never came home with the guys.
Were you with him?
I'm fine. It's fine.
Can we just sleep?
Yeah. Of course.
Whatever you want.
♪ Who's gonna stop us from waltzing back into rekindled flames ♪
♪ if we know the steps anyway? ♪
♪ We embroidered the memories of the time I was away ♪
♪ Stitching "we were just kids, babe" ♪
♪ I said, "I don't mind, it takes time" ♪
♪ I thought I was better safe than starry-eyed ♪
♪ I felt a glow like this ♪
♪ Never before ♪
♪ and never since ♪
♪ If you know it in one glimpse ♪
♪ it's legendary ♪
♪ You and I go from one kiss to getting married ♪
♪ Still alive, killing time at the cemetery ♪
♪ Never quite buried ♪
♪ in your suit and tie ♪
♪ In the nick of time ♪
♪ You low-down boy ♪
♪ You stand-up guy ♪
♪ Holy Ghost ♪
♪ You told me I ♪
♪ am the love of your life ♪
♪ Said I'm the love of your life ♪
♪ You shit-talked me under the table ♪
♪ Talkin' rings and talkin' cradles ♪
♪ I wish I could un-recall how we almost had it all ♪
♪ Dancing phantoms on the terrace ♪
♪ Are they secondhand embarrassed ♪
♪ that I can't get out of bed ♪
♪ 'cause something counterfeit's dead? ♪
♪ It was legendary ♪
♪ It was momentary ♪
♪ It was unnecessary, should've let it stay buried ♪
♪ Oh, what a valiant roar ♪
♪ What a bland goodbye ♪
♪ The coward claimed he was a lion ♪
♪ I'm combing through ♪
♪ the braids of lies ♪
♪ "I'll never leave" ♪
♪ "Never mind" ♪
♪ Our field of dreams ♪
♪ engulfed in fire ♪
♪ Your arson's match, your somber eyes ♪
♪ And I'll still see it ♪
♪ until I die ♪
♪ You're the loss of my life ♪